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Dear Blog readers.
Italy from mum's point of view is great. Shops are great. Underwear is great. Everything is great (except the drivers).
But, Italy has it's own crisis. A problem so big it puts the Economy in a shadow.
I'm talking of course about smart cars.
As experts have it (Jacob), the tiny 'easy to store' midgetmobiles are hatching an evil plot to bomb Australia for their reluctantness to buy 2-seater halfcars. (As every Aussie who buys one can't go out in public without a snicker and a crude joke about the size of their manhood.)
As there is nothing you can do except lock your door (yes, they can fit in your door now.), please take this warning seriously. This is not a joke.
With love,
Hannah.
Smith Rules.
1. Do not walk 3 or 4 abreast
2. watch out for dog poop
3. No waterproof shoes = no puddles.
4. Don't pat the dog, they have rabies.
5. Eat, Jacob.
6. When mum is hungry, everyone is hungry.
5 comments:
Mrs Smith I don't think I have read your blog and not seen 1 or many mentions of food!!! does this not concern youu!!!! proffesional help maybe in order!!!
Oh Hannah,
Laughed our heads off! The image of thousands of smartcars making their small but determined way to our shores......will pass your concerns onto to K-Rudd, he's sure to have a counter smartcar initiative! As long as the drivers are not emitting 'smug' (Jake you know what we mean) we'll survive.....
K.A.K.C xxxx
This blog is really funny. Lets have some more thoughts from the other 2 Smiths, for a larf! I was going to warn you about a road from the main motorway, via Montefiorelli to Greve in Chianti. We took it with Mum, Dad and (our Pommie) Simon because they wanted to go to the wine cellars, and after a fairy tale style beginning, the heavens opened and the road became a potholed track, and we all began to think something was horribly wrong and we were all going to die etc and Dad was shouting 'Wind your neck in Barbara' as we bumped and scrapped our way to Greve. It was like some backwater road in NZ but worse. But now the car has gone back I guess you won't come accross that hazard. It was a class adventure. More funny stories please! Sandra x
Oo er Ruth Coco Lezzone closed on Tuesday...
Sandra x
"6. When mum is hungry, everyone is hungry."
A universal truth if I ever heard one.
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